NoraI can't eat this toast. It's too crunchy for my current mood.
↪ Breakfast negotiations, 7am
The funniest things your friends actually say.
Real cards from the app. Yours will be funnier.
NoraI can't eat this toast. It's too crunchy for my current mood.
↪ Breakfast negotiations, 7am
AlexWe're not lost. The trail is lost.
MayaThat is the same thing.
AlexIt is absolutely not the same thing.
↪ Mile four of a "short" hike
TheoWhen I grow up I want to be a dinosaur. The nice kind. That still has a job.
↪ Career planning with a four-year-old
Capture the line while it’s still funny. Add who said it and what set them off.
Post publicly, or friends-only so it stays with the people who were there.
Link a speaker to a friend and they’ll hear about it — in the app, by email, or on their phone.