Nora
I can't eat this toast. It's too crunchy for my current mood.
↪ Breakfast negotiations, 7am
MyQuoteboard
The funniest things your friends actually say.
Here’s what a quoteboard looks like
Real cards from the app. Yours will be funnier.
Alex
We're not lost. The trail is lost.
Maya
That is the same thing.
Alex
It is absolutely not the same thing.
↪ Mile four of a "short" hike
Theo
When I grow up I want to be a dinosaur. The nice kind. That still has a job.
↪ Career planning with a four-year-old
How it works
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Write it down before you forget
Capture the line while it’s still funny. Add who said it and what set them off.
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Keep it in the family
Post publicly, or friends-only so it stays with the people who were there.
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Credit the culprit
Link a speaker to a friend and they’ll hear about it — in the app, by email, or on their phone.